WHY THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY SUCKED SO HARD (he he he he that was punny)

ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE A PERSON OF INNOCENCE DO NOT READ THIS BOOK.

1.I hate reading novels about people "ruining themselves", honestly get a life Mr. Wilde

2.That book has poisoned me just like that novel did to Dorian, I do believe I shall have a horrific complex about growing old and being clever.

3.It was very sexist, Usually sexist things don't bother me, however, this novel , talked about women being mere diddling accessories that you would be intimate for a while, until they started nagging and saying always.IF YOU DON"T WANT YOUR BITCH SAYING ALWAYS DON"T FUCKING MARRY HER.

4.The ending was really terrible,Jk Rowling could think of a better ending in her sleep.

5.Though the words were pretty, the morals were dangerous and the story bland

6. It was overly predictable and dragged on when it had no business doing so.

7. There was one purpose to certain scenes which was to romanticize a character too bland and winy to truly care about.

8.Why did he always mention the shape of Dorian's nostrils? Yep, that's what I want in a man, not an intellect or proper manners,nicely carved nostrils

9. It was too Greek for my taste, 9 of 10 metaphors and descriptions were obvious Greek views. Even the story had a lame Greek flair.

10.It was homoerotic and I can never admit I read that horrid novel in decent company. (not you Chrianya)