WHY THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY SUCKED SO HARD (he he he he that was punny)

ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE A PERSON OF INNOCENCE DO NOT READ THIS BOOK.

1.I hate reading novels about people "ruining themselves", honestly get a life Mr. Wilde

2.That book has poisoned me just like that novel did to Dorian, I do believe I shall have a horrific complex about growing old and being clever.

3.It was very sexist, Usually sexist things don't bother me, however, this novel , talked about women being mere diddling accessories that you would be intimate for a while, until they started nagging and saying always.IF YOU DON"T WANT YOUR BITCH SAYING ALWAYS DON"T FUCKING MARRY HER.

4.The ending was really terrible,Jk Rowling could think of a better ending in her sleep.

5.Though the words were pretty, the morals were dangerous and the story bland

6. It was overly predictable and dragged on when it had no business doing so.

7. There was one purpose to certain scenes which was to romanticize a character too bland and winy to truly care about.

8.Why did he always mention the shape of Dorian's nostrils? Yep, that's what I want in a man, not an intellect or proper manners,nicely carved nostrils

9. It was too Greek for my taste, 9 of 10 metaphors and descriptions were obvious Greek views. Even the story had a lame Greek flair.

10.It was homoerotic and I can never admit I read that horrid novel in decent company. (not you Chrianya)

Writer's Block is Done

Today, I went writing after not writing for two or three weeks. It felt odd taking the up the old pen (meaning my laptop) again. Everything felt forced and out of place, unlike the usual smoothness.It's odd for I always thought that I would get inspiration from a certain thing I recently attained, but all that resulted was a bout of uncreativity and sluggishness. Which needless to say pissed me off.

However, I am working on it. And I am happy to say like is going epically dreadful on the homefront, but nice and cheery at school and my social concerns. I shall talk to my nymphets later, for now, chao

Do away with awkwardness

1. Do not you a word if you do not know it's precise meaning, it is a huge turn off if a word is misused.A GARGANTUAN one.

2. Learn what parallelism is, I have read too many writings that could have been fixed if they practiced this simple. This can usually save even the crappiest of writings.
LOOK IT UP!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhetorical_device

3. Read it aloud while editing it, it prevents awkwardness.

4.Never be offended by criticism, even if it is preposterous. Take it in, you may need it one day.

5. READ! Read good books, by good writers.
ex. If you wish to write erotica, do not read in the rubbish bargain basement erotics!Read Philipa Gregory and the likes.
Or.
ex. If you wish to write for Children's/ Teens don't read the new modern crap! Go to the classics or at least read the books that will be classics! (Harry Potter, Spiderwick, Pendragon)

6. Don't EVER adjust your style because you think someone has a better one, make yours the best.

7.Stay attentive for things, sights, and puns that you can put in your writing. Keep a folder of them, make it your goal to write down at least one thing a day. Or make a quote folder, of your own witty or powerful quotes you have said, it's not egotistical, it's your job as a writer.

8. If you hear something and you wish to write about it, sit on it, good ideas come sweeter with age, bad ones rot.

9.Long, drawn out descriptions are always boring, even if you are a good writer these will make your writing worse. ALWAYS.

10. Always try to refine your style, you want a person to know, when they read your writing. Without even glancing at who wrote it that it's yours.

Okay! That's all the tips I have for today. I will post a new lesson every Wednesday. Add me as a friend on here if you ever wish for me to edit or if you have any questions.