My rant on Eurotrash

If you are from European American or a European that brought it's trashy self to America PAY ATTENTION

Note-I generally like European's however their are just some pieces of real Eurotrash walking through the streets of this wounderful country,even city,even school,even in the grade closest to yours at school,maybe you even had a class with them (pyschology, which of course is just an example of a class that a Eurotrash might go in)that you go to and I just want to get all my anger out from these horrific examples of a Europeans.

1.)The Queen is a old dried up money bag who is older than some of the Jewels she wears around her liver spotted neck.

2.)I hate the Euro, for thinking it is better than my sweet American dollar just because it's worth more in the international market.

3.) I hate Thomas Hardy!Not only are his books boring than watching a Hannah Montana marethon,he uses lame and obscure refrences about English life that makes me stop for reading the torture those dim witted English call literature, and look it up on Britanica.com.

4)Great Expectations (need I say more)

5.)Whoever decided it was a splendid idea to allow techno music fall into the hands of the European public obviously hasn't heard Cascada sing(or at least simulate the act).

6.)I hate those terrible t-shirts that have the hideous English Flag on them and anyone who wears one of those abombinations should be impaled by one of Hitlers back hair razors

7.)Why must you like tea?I know from experience having tea forced upon on in every possible moment(even in the bloody summertime) is one of the most aggrevatating things to happen to a human next to being tapped on the shoulder repeatdly by some ass hole's bony finger when they want to get your attention.

8.) Stop standing so close to me and touching my shoulder!I hate unnessary physical contact with dirty pieces of Eurotrash!Aslo stop that I'm going to talk with you with my eye's looking deeply into yours so it becomes a staring contest thing you you guys have going on.

9.) Don't correct my English when you can't even spell Freud.

10.) I despise dirty socialist

11.) I despise dirty fake, democracys'

12.) What's with your women, do they not have good razor's in Europe?

13.) Same for men, are their deodorent shortages in Europe? Well not in the US so slather it on oh sticky hairy ones.

14.)You make Americans feel fat (we are, but you shouldn't make us feel bad about it)

15. People from the UK sound like they have potatos lodged down thier grimey socialist throats

Now that that's off my AMERICAN (oh yea green card) chest, how are you ladies and gentlemen doing today?