My rant on Social Climbers

f you are one of those manipulative,backstabbing social climbers PAY ATTENION. I'm going to tell you guys what everyone thinks of you and possibly what your enemies say behind your putrid backs.

1.)Stop acting intrested about peoples boring lives everyone can see through your desprate ploys to be universally accepted.

2.)Don't laugh when my joke sucks, a real friends something like,"how your just not getting it today." Not,"ha ha (disgustingly fake laugh) your sooooooooo funny!I wish i was funny like you.ha ha (more of the laugh don't you guys know you sound like a six month old cat giving birth on top of a tin roof?)

3.)If you see someone is openly upset or crying do not ask what is wrong it annoys the hell out of them unless they are asking for attention (just like something a dirty social climber would do)

4.) Don't put down yourself just because you know the other person will feel better about it hen you do it (it NEVER works)

5.) Don't ever talk about me behind my back ( you know who you bloody well are you dispicable anus hole) unless you want a war with me.And trust be I'm worst than Bush when he found out Dawson's Creek was canceled.

6.) Don't talk about people with me,I won't tolerate it, because unlike you I don't give a damn about what anyone thinks of me (except a few zebras I know out there and one bitchy Canadian)

7.)You guys always think your more attractive than you actually, are well your not.The lack of originality and a soul cancel's out any potential attractivness.

8.) Don't play things off so you look cool to your friends then fish for compliments.Ex.

Matt- good job on that home run dude
Charlie-yea! you did a banging good job!
Fred-leave me alone I'm tired,that really took alot out of me
Matt- i could tell
Fred-yea, and my leg was hurting before so i didn't even think i could even hit a ball
Charile-wow good job under all that pressure
Fred-yea, and my cat just died
Sarah- poor baby
Fred-yea,(fake tear) poor mopsie, she died of the worms
Sarah-Worms it only cost 25$ to fix the worms
Fred -(correcting himself) yea, but really dangerous um, hybrid worms(oh the lies keep on coming),I hope I hit better next time though
charlie-better?you just hit a home run
Fred-I know but it went a little too left
Sarah-Are you fishing for compliments(uh oh)?
Fred-what! no,no,never (dirty lying sumbag)
Sarah-Omg! you are
Fred- No I'm not!(sqeaky voice
Sarah- then why the s-ss-studering?
charlie-ha ha ha how embarassing
Matt-Dude you're so lame
sarah- let's go to burger King ,with out Fred
Charlie-by dude, see you never
Matt-Cough*loser*

The End

9.) Don't lie to people and say their outfits look nice when they really look like they decided to wear a shirt that had been vomited on by first graders who ate to much christmas cake.

10.) So in essence stop making complete ass of yourselves and let your personality(no matter how sucky it is) shine

So, how are you ladies and gents doing today?