My rant on Eurotrash

If you are from European American or a European that brought it's trashy self to America PAY ATTENTION

Note-I generally like European's however their are just some pieces of real Eurotrash walking through the streets of this wounderful country,even city,even school,even in the grade closest to yours at school,maybe you even had a class with them (pyschology, which of course is just an example of a class that a Eurotrash might go in)that you go to and I just want to get all my anger out from these horrific examples of a Europeans.

1.)The Queen is a old dried up money bag who is older than some of the Jewels she wears around her liver spotted neck.

2.)I hate the Euro, for thinking it is better than my sweet American dollar just because it's worth more in the international market.

3.) I hate Thomas Hardy!Not only are his books boring than watching a Hannah Montana marethon,he uses lame and obscure refrences about English life that makes me stop for reading the torture those dim witted English call literature, and look it up on Britanica.com.

4)Great Expectations (need I say more)

5.)Whoever decided it was a splendid idea to allow techno music fall into the hands of the European public obviously hasn't heard Cascada sing(or at least simulate the act).

6.)I hate those terrible t-shirts that have the hideous English Flag on them and anyone who wears one of those abombinations should be impaled by one of Hitlers back hair razors

7.)Why must you like tea?I know from experience having tea forced upon on in every possible moment(even in the bloody summertime) is one of the most aggrevatating things to happen to a human next to being tapped on the shoulder repeatdly by some ass hole's bony finger when they want to get your attention.

8.) Stop standing so close to me and touching my shoulder!I hate unnessary physical contact with dirty pieces of Eurotrash!Aslo stop that I'm going to talk with you with my eye's looking deeply into yours so it becomes a staring contest thing you you guys have going on.

9.) Don't correct my English when you can't even spell Freud.

10.) I despise dirty socialist

11.) I despise dirty fake, democracys'

12.) What's with your women, do they not have good razor's in Europe?

13.) Same for men, are their deodorent shortages in Europe? Well not in the US so slather it on oh sticky hairy ones.

14.)You make Americans feel fat (we are, but you shouldn't make us feel bad about it)

15. People from the UK sound like they have potatos lodged down thier grimey socialist throats

Now that that's off my AMERICAN (oh yea green card) chest, how are you ladies and gentlemen doing today?

My Rant on Accents and Pronunciations

If you are one of those intolerable American anus holes who make fun of other peoples accents or pronuciation of words PAY ATTENTION.

1.I can pronuce ask anyway I bloody well want to!So if you and friends want to make fun and say I want to axe someone which also goes to show how little creativity and ill bred you are go ahead but one day i will axe you and there will be no correct answer.

2.I can say soda anyway I want. So what if I sound like some some gyspise on a mountain of crack ?I don't make fun of you, when you say shedule wrong!

3.I am soooooooo very sick of hearing people who've never been to Jamacia make crappy jamacian accents and say that's how they talk.Then,when i correct them they say I'm not a "real" jamacian despite my birth certificate and then those arsemongering assholes have the audacity! to sing dance hall then call it regeae and act like they know the difference when i point it out to them

4.Personally I hate british accents, they remind of my horrible childhood with my fat scottish aunts breathing down my neck everyday, reaking of white diamonds and carrying cups of horrible Earl Grey between their pudggy, freckly (I hate freckles) fingers.

5.Okay, I understand if you are an avid southpark watcher and you watched the Starvin' Marvin episode, and you do that clicking noise to signify a starving african person whenever you see a feed the children commerical.However if you are just some racist bastard who cares about nothing but monster trucks and Karey Pickler's new cd and do that every time you see a well fed african american person, i offically hate you.

6.I love middleeastern and south asian accents and when people make fun of them they are somewhat funny, however, do not ever bring the word terrorist into it when you do them or you just look like a prejudice anus hole that has such a sucky life that you have to put down anything that seems foriegn or ambiguous to your mintue and uncultured brain.

7.Spanish accent's are sorta cheesy but I love them they have this natural rythm about them that makes me want to romba a little.so keep it up latino's

8.There are no correct pronuciations for anything the only recirement is for the person to stay within thier allotted alphabet.

9.Ever since second grade and I heard three words "hail the furah" in a Hilter documentaryI've been in love with Eastern european accents.I love the thickness soooooooooooo nexy (nazi-sexy).

10.I loath Canadian accents.No if ands or buts.They sound like supream dushes (except you lovely and amazing one's that speak french)

11.Who decide that swedish accents were sexy?I don't think so in the very least, in fact hedi can go jump off a cliff (yes! a pun)

Now that I'm done how are you ladies and gents doing this evening?