Do away with awkwardness

1. Do not you a word if you do not know it's precise meaning, it is a huge turn off if a word is misused.A GARGANTUAN one.

2. Learn what parallelism is, I have read too many writings that could have been fixed if they practiced this simple. This can usually save even the crappiest of writings.
LOOK IT UP!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhetorical_device

3. Read it aloud while editing it, it prevents awkwardness.

4.Never be offended by criticism, even if it is preposterous. Take it in, you may need it one day.

5. READ! Read good books, by good writers.
ex. If you wish to write erotica, do not read in the rubbish bargain basement erotics!Read Philipa Gregory and the likes.
Or.
ex. If you wish to write for Children's/ Teens don't read the new modern crap! Go to the classics or at least read the books that will be classics! (Harry Potter, Spiderwick, Pendragon)

6. Don't EVER adjust your style because you think someone has a better one, make yours the best.

7.Stay attentive for things, sights, and puns that you can put in your writing. Keep a folder of them, make it your goal to write down at least one thing a day. Or make a quote folder, of your own witty or powerful quotes you have said, it's not egotistical, it's your job as a writer.

8. If you hear something and you wish to write about it, sit on it, good ideas come sweeter with age, bad ones rot.

9.Long, drawn out descriptions are always boring, even if you are a good writer these will make your writing worse. ALWAYS.

10. Always try to refine your style, you want a person to know, when they read your writing. Without even glancing at who wrote it that it's yours.

Okay! That's all the tips I have for today. I will post a new lesson every Wednesday. Add me as a friend on here if you ever wish for me to edit or if you have any questions.

I've made a song, I think you may like it

Abortion song

To the tune of : If you're happy and you know it

If your pregnant and a teenager
get and an abortion
*clap *clap
If your pregnant and a teenager
get and an abortion
Sending:
*clap *clap

If you're pregnant and you know it,
before your water gets broken
if you're pregant and you know it get an abortion!
*clap *clap

If you cannot afford an abortion
fall downstairs
*clap *clap
If you cannot afford an abortion
fall downstairs
*clap *clap

If you're pregnant and you know it,
before your water gets broken
if you're pregant and you know it get an abortion!
*clap *clap

If you're poverty stricken
just swallow a lead base
*clap *clap
If you're poverty stricken
just swallow lead base
*clap *clap

If you're pregnant and you know it,
before your water gets broken
if you're pregant and you know it get an abortion!
*clap *clap

If you have a fetus growing and you have started showing
get and abortion
*clap *clap
If you have a fetus growing and you have started showing
get and abortion
*clap *clap
If you're pregnant and you know it,
before your water gets broken
if you're pregant and you know it get an abortion!
*clap *clap